Enhanced tuning.. at a high enough setting… on garageband.. makes you sound so cool buahahah. *records tons of songs with it on the highest*
radiant-gray asked: I finally got a mic c:
a special message for a very special someone
I’m in love.. with whoever made this. maximumbuttitude: hey you dont you dare think for even a second that nobody saw you when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
galosengen: octopusoracle: if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
*boom*: So I had no voice at work today, and since... →
thesoundofacolour: I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my…
Me cuddling with the person I like: Omg. This is so nice. Lets just hold each other forever and be next to each other. I just want to lay my head on your chest and listen to your heart. Nothing else needs to happen. This is so sweet and romantic. I love cuddling with you.
Me two minutes later: Lol screw this. Take your pants off.
dolphinas asked: hi im a dolphin blog, everybody loves dolphins. check me out bby.
Story of my Life..
before I shower: ugh fuck it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
That awkward moment when
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being homosexual.